Chocolate chip cookies are superior to brownies, plus it adds a better dosage control.

I will die on that hill.

I there with ya

New government bureau dedicated to making government bureaucracies less bureaucratic.

So I use about 1g of bud, not the shake for about 350g of butter for the recipe. Turns out more consistent, especially for dosages (works out to about 2.5mg per cookie).

That and my cookies are amazingly good.

Mine are vegan & there isn’t any skunkiness…I have to keep them clearly labeled in the freezer after I make them because you cannot tell the difference.

Fuck yes.

I make a batch of 35-40 cookies and have the dosage & timing down pat.

Beer, wine, yeah…but straight up booze? That shit makes your gut stick out and your limbs get all stringy.

That, and probably steroids or monkey semen extract.

I’ve seen this also with heavy drinkers.

Congratulations! You should get her the Spanish Inquisition… nobody expects that!

The most raped dolphin wins?

My kitchen must have is an analog clock.

Years of training and using it daily, never wore a watch and don’t give a shit what time it is when I am out of the kitchen.

Every once in awhile they need ostrich thier legs.

A Griffin, the Turducken of the Middle Ages

Lol, dropped the ~ ~

They all have huge penises and OP is average. gay.

FTFY

Yes, for spaghetti.

And yes it’s for people who know they are ‘making a funny’, it doesn’t bother me for kids or others.

Pah-sketti

You’re 65 Brad, use big boy words.

Always has been

FOSS

Spottube (runs off Spotify) Innertune (runs off YT music)

I was running Spottube but it kept crashing, so I switched to innertune closes if you add too many songs in a row, but that’s the only issue so far.

Spottube has all the features, including the new music station.

Toilet paper: under or over.

People just talk shit.