That’s lemmynsfw.com

Thank god there is no ninth of hexadecember, so no worries.

Except oil.

Obviously the green part is the ocean.

Interestingly, in the novel Contact by Carl Sagan a rich character got his money by selling a device that did more or less that.

Anyway I need to get back to Stuttgart in time to watch Kraftwerk.

Bitte.

We all know his name is Johneff. Johneff Kennedy. Johneff is the long form of Jeff.

It is now save to disenchant your orb.

I’ll spend your 100 million, too, if you want. I’ll be the second idiot to shoot his car into space.

I’ll take your billion.

I miss Slorp. All the modern copies of Slorp suck.