Mmmmm bacon…

You’ll work harder with a gun in your back,

For a bowl of rice a day,

Slave for soldiers til you starve,

Then your head is skewered on a stake

Grandpa was telling you about 50 shades of grey?

Schools being effective might become far more difficult in the next few years, especially if Betsy DeVos gets her claws into it again.

Zoom is fucken cancer.

If they’re exhausting or frustrating to you, then you’re doing something wrong as a parent.

I’ve got all the time in the world for my kid, and I’m happy for it to be that way. If you think I’m an idiot for doing so, so be it.

You doubt that being a parent is a great job?

I do and I love being a parent. Best job in the world.

Kids are exhausting? Really? Wow. Dont know what sort of kids you’ve been around.

Kids haven’t forgotten how to have fun, they don’t anything including themselves too seriously, and they ask all sorts of funny and zany questions.

As for drinking around kids: you never had a BBQ or get together with families?

Le Creuset casserole pots are awesome.

1% tax imposed on any money entering or leaving a bank or stock account.

“Greatest country on earth” sorry bud, just lost that title.

This will be everyone in Gaza when rapey gets in power.

You mean those pro-Stein accounts that won’t post another peep now?

More likely a few crayons and a lolly pop.

AIPAC - they throw their weight around and a candidate is in big trouble.

“I’m voting for rapist” is a pretty shit message.

Chilling and saying hi to your neighbour is propaganda??