literal Queen of the Mommy Milkers

I’m not usually proud of Texas for much but this I can feel good about

Don’t worry she’ll find a way to blame Obama

Note that when people say “pour money into a company” they mean “invest wisely in the parts of the company that work” not “buy a thing with a big price tag” those are two completely separate things

Point 1 was him buying the company though. He has not poured any money into it, as you say he has done quite the reverse

No, the cruelty is the point. The kind of people who made this happen have common sense just like the rest of us, that 7-year-old squirrel didn’t have rabies. They refuse to make exceptions or use common sense because they specifically want to hurt others.

Peanut had been living with owner Mark Longo for seven years

Man. What a feel-bad story. There’s a certain kind of person who takes glee in destroying others’ joy and they will use any technicality to get the excuse to do so all while blathering “the law is the law, the law is the law.”

Seven years. What a shameful travesty.

When is he going to do points #2 and #3 for Twitter

We’re thiiiiis close to the death of the “free world.” Fascism is a blink away.

Professional means you do it for money. In which case you need another job

Honestly I don’t know what’s more soul crushing, the incorrectly added comma or the fact OP still doesn’t get it

As a professional virgin loser

You need a new job

Save yourself. It’s not too late to preserve your ignorance.

Internal thought process: “psh, it’s not just over-35’s who remember the dawn of GPS, I’m only… thirty… six…” 😩

I don’t have deeply shocking memories about using GPS for the first time, it was just this gadget my dad got for road trips so we didn’t have to deal with an atlas. However, I still remember being a passenger in a moving car using my first smartphone, watching our progress on Google Maps and feeling like I had gained the ability to see around corners. Technological progress seemed unambiguously positive and my phone just kept getting more useful.

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typically a racist dog whistle

I’m preeetty sure that’s just the name of the breed but there are some serious racial undertones and associations going on:

https://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371%2Fjournal.pone.0305959

https://notoleranceforantisemitism.adl.org/resources/hate-symbol/pit-bull

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Pitbull

Go to the doctor

When we started dating she had a light-“natural” style of makeup I liked. Ten years later I’m not entirely sure what happened but when she puts on makeup now it’s much more extreme and not really attractive to me. It makes her feel pretty which is what matters I guess.

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That makes me think it’s more likely that he’ll do it anyway.

I haven’t seen that episode of south park but I wouldn’t trust the south park take on gender issues. Contrapoints on Youtube is a great explainer for uninitiated straight folks who want to learn about trans perspectives.