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whatcha gonna do when they…

She’s a legit snack.

I talk to god with temple os btw

what are you doing in my sewer?!

linux users when they meet mac os users.

I have only ever made crow enemies. you do not want crow enemies.

also, if you see a dead or dying crow in your driveway, don’t move it. don’t touch it. even if it’s blocking your car (idk, buy a new car instead?) maybe call animal control but by all means don’t present yourself near the dead crow - the crows will assume you killed it and will make your life hell. i was divebombed multiple times for many blocks from my house. i only gingerly moved the bird a few feet over to the grass so my wife could move the car and get to work. but crows remember. boy do they remember.

this only stopped when i moved to another city

Hell yeah!

Men’s shelters are needed. Men are also survivors of domestic abuse.

Lots of articles are saying 60 to 69%. CNBC, Barrons, LendingClub. I can’t find a better source but… 40% from a rich person’s mag like forbes is just too much man. I would estimate 55% to 70%, so 80% doesn’t seem that far off.

We asked respondents to describe their current income situation.

You mean 40% of forbes readers live paycheck to paycheck?!

This may surprise you but not everyone reads forbes.

(selection bias)

You’ve claimed that they aren’t. Please prove.

Genital mutilation under the guise of “easier to clean” is stupid. Cutting off your legs also makes them easier to clean.

Gentle reminder that the whole generations thing is made up.

But true that many of these folks and older hold high positions of power, which is probably the cause for the clock.

A bit of advance for those who want very loud shits: get your ass crack waxed. I’m not even joking here, you will gain godlike powers in public restrooms. Consider for a moment how loud you can clap your hands. Now consider how much quieter your clap would be if your hands were covered in hair. I was dating an aesthetician once who waxed my ass after a boyzillian. My shits reverberated the corporate bathroom until the hair grew back in.

“Based landlords” hate this one weird trick!

until she speaks

is this what it means to “own the libs”?

This kills the hedgehog.

It’s a joke but it’s also a real rebuttle. It’s weird. An in-law relative of mine became a cop. So, I guess since he’s not a total jerk he’s part of the 1%… And yet, he’s going to find himself either doing what he’s told or he’s going to find himself out of a job or out of life. It’s just too big of a gang for one person to break up. The union is another issue entirely.

The 1% of good cops are either killed in the line of duty, fired or killed by other police. Making 100% of the cops bad.

All cops are bastards.