Why does he eerily, slightly look like musk in that picturr
Married couples often start looking alike over time.
Fucked up part is he wouldn’t be in the top 10 most immoral popes
JD would have more claim to being Pope than Drumpf. How many Popes absolutely didn’t kill their predecessor? Isn’t it like 5 or 7 of them?
I don’t think you have to highlander the pope to become pope, but I’m not catholic
As far as I know, There Can Only Be One Pope.
Honestly, the world would be far better if he was pope instead of president
He would uncover all the kid diddling going on, because he hates competition.
Nobody diddles kids better than me, folks, nobody! Big kids, strong kids, come to me with tears in their eyes, say: sir, you diddled me as a kid, sir!
Do I have to go to catholic hell if I laughed at this?
Nah, just regular hell with the rest of us
Nobody diddles kids better than me, folks, nobody! Big kids, strong kids
…kids that climb on rocks.
“We’re going to reclaim the holy land, did you know it belonged to us? To me? Yeah they promised it to us and didn’t give it to me. You heard it right? Yeah it’s gonna be a big land just for all of us! I’m gonna reclaim it and then you’ll see the coming of Christ, he’s going to say Don, you did great I had to come here to say it. And I know he will cause I’m the pope of course”
You forgot the bit where he’ll claim that christ will have tears in his eyes as he proclaims how great trump is.
Trump Holy Land #1
This picture probably already being posted in various facebook groups with zero irony
I think Putin will try to pick the new pope. He already placed his asset as the US president, so now he’s just looking for a challenge.
Makes no sense, Russia is Russian orthodox, they have their own pope.
Not the point. Putin don’t care about religion he just want power and influence.
Well, from what I know, a lot of his propaganda involves religion, and doing that could very well affect his image.
They also have their own president
" In all of history there has never been a better pope than me" " I’m saving Catholicism from a disastrous policies of all the previous popes." " I am the only one that can solve this".
He could tariff all the other religions!
now we know why he sent the couchfucker to kill him
Finally going to settle the question of whether or not the Pope is Catholic.
I thought the Dear Leader didn’t have to pope
True, but the dear leader is Kim Yong Un, this is diaper Donny.
In practice he would have to be celibate.
Another established norm to break?
Does “pope” no longer seem like a real word to anyone else here?
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Life in America is so bad that their President needed to take second job to survive.
I’d be down with that. Can do less damage that way.
Less? How so less? He was friends with Epstein. The previous pope tried to do something about child abuse within the church. Guess what diaper Donny would do if he would become pope. The Vatican would be turned into Epstein island 2.0
Well the Vatican has no nukes (unless you believe Dan Brown novels).
I don’t believe being president excludes him from touching up kids…
