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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

Tity more tity, the Greed is sickening

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Tity more tity, the Greed is sickening

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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • Hupf@feddit.org
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    Plz show bob and pergin

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      What is pergin supposed to be close to?

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    “fwcking” makes me want to delete the internet

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      It’s a deep reference to Old English from before U and V were differentiated, I’m sure.

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    My 8 year old still plays coloring games with Elmo on his tablet. He ain’t got no time for girls per china.

    • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      I do both, not to brag but I’m as good as two 8 year olds combined

      th-344758155

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    When girls show me their fine China: 😏

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      How about when those girls have low Social Credit score?

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        Naughty, naughty girls!

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          Rebel in the streets, freak in the sheets!

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    I had to look.

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      flip through my flaps

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        “Labias and flabias and flip flaps”

    • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      If it works, it works

    • Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world
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      You did it!

  • OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world
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    Clearly they were trying to spell “per capita.”

    • MBech@feddit.dk
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      Nothing is hotter than a chick with a great visual representation of properly sourced data points. Little kid knows what’s good.

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      Aww they’re growing up to be a gold digger

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    “Peeeeer chiiiiina!” - Peggy Hill

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    Is that the same kid asking how do u get pregante on Yahoo?

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    If “stones per gallon” can be a measurment unit then so can “their per China”

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    What’s with Ashley

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      And what is she playin?

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        *playing

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          Love that she was on Mythic Quest and even got some directing and writing credits.

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    So this kid doesn’t know how to even remotely spell vagina, but knows the difference between there their and they’re?

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      Most people knew that by 8 in my experience. You learn that when you’re 5 or 6 in school.

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      My guess is they use voice control and they dont know how to pronounce it. Kids dont type these days

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        this sentence entered my brain and got firewalled immediately for my own safety

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      Could be auto complete from the phone’s keyboard, but also we do not have enough information in this screenshot to assert they know the difference. They only use one.

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    girls showing their vase (China)

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    This kid needs spelling lessons indeed, time to sign up for extra lessons.

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    Think he meant verge China.

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