Entitled bimbo chain-smokes in her car and never wears her seatbelt explaining she doesn’t need it because she is a good driver.
Then she goes on to rear end another car after dropping a lit cigarette down her cleavage while driving, and gets partially ejected because she wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.
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Do we have any pictures of what she looked like before the crash… ?
You are an unfit mother. Your children will be remanded into the custody of Carl’s Jr.
Carl’s Jr.: Fuck you, I’m eating!
too bad she wasn’t injured enough to prevent her from ever driving again. seeing as that’s the only thing that would actually stop her
I developed asthma as a 16 year old. I blame it 100% on my mother smoking around me all the fucking time. This woman is such trash as a parent when it comes to her smoking habits.
When I was a kid, I started developing breathing issues. My dad immediately stopped smoking in the house and around me in general. I wish he’d stop smoking entirely, but I do love him for recognizing the harm he was doing to me and making changes to be a better father.
It’s very hard to be a good person and smoke tobacco.
yup. long car trips all through the midwest winters, sorry kids, can’t roll down the windows, it’s snowing outside… you fucking asshole we live in Minnesota it’s always snowing but your 7 year old is getting migraines from being nicotine hotboxed for 3 hours…
Came in for the airbag jokes, was disappointed.
cranial airbag lips didn’t pan out huh?
She lived…
Turns out they liposuctioned brain cells to use as filler for those lips and airbags.
How do you think she survived?
Remember that of those surveyed, 80-93% say they are better than average drivers. This high percentage is a well-documented phenomenon known as “illusory superiority” or the “above-average effect,” where most individuals overestimate their own abilities compared to others. This is why I don’t drive unless I have to.
What if Ive been driving for 30 years, never had an accident? You know, because I dont ride other peoples bumpers, I leave a 2 car gap. Someone drops an anchor in front of me, and Ive got loads of time to stop. Id say THIS alone, make me better than 99% of drivers on the road right now.
in testing, the worst drivers overestimate their ability, and after completing the test even increase their self ranking
the best drivers underestimate their ability, and rate themselves even lower after completing the test
Dunning-Kruger-effect strikes again?
I really wish people had to go to a driving test every 10 years and then get graded on how poor/good their driving skills are.
A driving test isn’t necessarily a test of skill, it’s a test of checking boxes that gets thrown out the window for many people as they continue driving. You can be a complete moron while driving but still parallel park and use a turn signal properly for a test. If you want to weed out more bad drivers you need harder testing and greater enforcement, just getting a retest of the same shitty test isn’t gonna work, but nobody really wants that because it means more tickets and harder testing for everyone.
Source: me. I had an incredibly stubborn aged parent who absolutely should not have had a license for multiple reasons but continued to drive. They were re-tested a couple of times because of incidents and still passed. It took letters from family and a physician to have the RMV suspend their license, and even then they didn’t want to.
it’s still better than nothing, and it can be funded entirely with vehicle licensing fees
I totally agree with you, but I also feel like the level of testing and enforcement necessary crosses the line of what most people will tolerate. You’ll get people screeching about the government making it too hard and too oppressive to drive (which honestly, good).
Anyways, let’s rip out all the highways and replace them with rail lines already, yeah?
If seatbelts were uncomfortable to me maybe my opinion would be different (impossible to really know) but I just automatically put them on as soon as I sit down. While my wife and I were dating I would get so frustrated at her mother because she’d often forget to do it or refuse to do it until getting to the main road instead of the neighborhood. It’s just a habit. I have to consciously think not to do it.
They are not uncomfortable because you are used to them
Bet if you spent your life as a nudist, and someone asked you to wear jeans, you would find them super uncomfortable!
Long story short: wear a seat belt (not you, the theoretical “them”)
I’ve spent my life wearing pants and I still hate them
Just trying to acknowledge they legitimately do bother some body types, but yeah, I think I’d prefer to be a little uncomfortable than permanently injured after a drink driver hits me.
Is that an unsecured glass ashtray next to her in the car? Goddamn, at least get a proper one with a lid you fucking ratchet, they cost like 30 bucks (or 5 if you can forgo the Bentley logo).
Right? Like I had a cupholder one that had a little hole for the ashes and butt to go down. Was way better, imo, than most factory ash trays, when cars still had ash trays.
But better question…who the fuck smokes cigarettes in 2025? Especially for someone so superficial.
One can only hope the hot cigarette butts did their job during the sudden deceleration.
I just hope this shit head’s kid wasn’t in the car when all the fucking around finally led to her finding out.
Airbags and grill guards call it good
I’m from a different generation, I guess. I just don’t find the bolt-on titties and filler duck-pout look at all attractive.
Edit to add: I don’t find the Bentley Bentayga at all attractive either.
Same. I actually find it quite repulsive.
The obvious body work and Bentley are both status symbols. The body work needs to be comically obvious to be an effective symbol.
What you’re seeing here is a significant case of body dysmorphia. The kind of man who’s attracted to this kind of woman understands this vulnerability
Oh man I can’t believe I never made that connection but it makes 1000% sense.
Exactly this. The kind of men that are attracted to this type of personal is someone who is manipulative and/or controlling. They can control her with comments about her body and know that she is easy to convince against her own self-interest.
People that like things you dont understand aren’t inherently monsters, wtf. She’s clearly got her own issues, but fuck’s sake some people just like comically massive boobs (looking at you, anime fans). They’re not seeking out large boobs because they ‘want a victim’ or whatever, they just have really bad taste.
Wait, I thought the pictures were AI generated.
It’s not a generation thing. But I’d rather clown on her for the smoking and seatbelts than her body choice.
Dysmorphia is a hell of a motivator
This is the part of the post you focused on?
I think I know which generation youre talking about…
It’s one of several things available to comment on. Maybe not a polite company conversation, but it’s the internet. Polite company is a rarity here.
Wow that’s a rough looking thirty-five.
80% plastic, 15% nicotine
Smoking ruins your body
Gives you massive titties though.
Absolutely.
Source: am middle-aged ex-smoker male.
They’re just filled with smoke, squeeze them hard enough and a little comes out of the nipples parfuming the air.
Hell yeah, Austin powers
Yeah I’m a big fan of classic movies.
Fuck off, asshole. I’d kick your ass, but my bones hurt and I’m gonna be late for supper at Denny’s.
Good to see the Marlboro Man pivoted to his new career in plastic surgery.
Where are these titties cigarettes? Asking for a friend.
Beverly Hills.
Beverly Hills ICU
As do macroplastics
She would look much better if she didn’t get those stupid lip injections. I’m fine with fake boobies but those are too big for her frame imo.
Just in case this post doesn’t already deter people enough: the excerpt only says that she was partially ejected, but it doesn’t say in how many pieces.
It does say they are expected to survive their injuries.
Frida Kahlo survived her injuries. So did Phineas Gage.
Oh, damn, I never knew that about her.
Unless you’re driving in the middle of nowhere, other drivers can be stupid and get you.
Not so sure about that, I lived in the hills most of my life and trust me, roads with no people still have deer. Just ask my step mom, her car alone has thinned out the deer population by double digits…
Even then wildlife, poor road conditions, or mechanical issues can happen. Having a front tire blow out because of a pothole on a curve isn’t fun.
Yep wildlife. The only crash I’ve ever had, happened after a fox ran out in front of the car. Your own driving is just one part of the equation.
This was 100% her own bad decisions.Unless you’re referring to the unfortunate other driver, who was rammed by Cigarette-Tits here.
I meant this as a rebuttal to the general statement “I’m a good driver so I don’t need to wear a seatbelt”
The elk in the middle of nowhere: 👹
In the Midwest where there is vast amounts of nothing when you would leave someone’s house its very common to be told ‘watch out for deer’. Those bastards will come out of nowhere.
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