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CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

Temu is the height of fashion for the lemming on a budget

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Temu is the height of fashion for the lemming on a budget

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CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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    1 day ago

    Related an ad from shein "celebrate every mom with SHEIN with picture of a shirt with text "I love sucking dicks with my butthole"

  • Widdershins@lemmy.world
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    “Strapless”

    Has clearly visible straps

    • anomnom@sh.itjust.works
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      Fits with the ai generated nature of these printed items.

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      Not if your skin is pitch black.

  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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    The Chinese are over there trying to get into the heads of Americans: "They like this food they call barbecue. It’s just meat cooked over a fire, but they just love it. Anyway, they like to have these beans with it. It’s like their rice, with their Barbecue.

    “They really, really love these beans. They love them so much, that I’ll bet they’ll wear a dress with beans on it!”

    • Jiral@lemmy.org
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      The answer is more boring. Chinese optimise their AI slop for engagement. Just like clickbait of other kind this is there to make people share about it. This thread shows the success of that strategy. Needless to say that any physical product shipped will have little to do with the ad.

  • toomanypancakes@piefed.world
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    2 days ago

    Stylish and baked, my favorite way to be

    • daggermoon@piefed.world
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      I love your username.

  • Fizz@lemmy.nz
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    For $17 you’d be losing money if you didn’t buy that.

  • Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Dat interface though, looking like if a popup ad was a website

    • Something Burger 🍔@jlai.lu
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      Temu has the worst UI of any web store I’ve ever used.

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        after seeing that picture, i just cant understand how anyone can use it and be “this is ok” and buy shit from there. To me, it would make me feel like cattle that is good only for giving money to some rich shit in exchange for what is essentially trash.

        • Wispy2891@lemmy.world
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          I saw on a YouTube video that they have some “quick, it’s a limited deal!” events that pop up all the time where you’re forced to get 3 items or more in order to get the free bonus and you need to do it QUICKLY and can only choose from a limited pool of items that the algorithm chose for you according to what it thinks you like, so people is buying shit for FOMO

        • Something Burger 🍔@jlai.lu
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          It’s super cheap. If I’m gonna buy low quality junk anyway, I might as well purchase it directly from the source instead of with a 200% markup on Amazon or even higher in a local store.

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            7 hours ago

            …you know Alibaba and Ebay are right there, I hope?

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            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boots_theory

            • Something Burger 🍔@jlai.lu
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              I’m realistically never going to replace the hinges of my custom shelf door or the acrylic stands for my collection. Buying more expensive stuff for such simple items is useless.

              • Jiral@lemmy.org
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                The stand? Probably not. The hinges? If you actually use your custom shelf it is either of similar durability as the hinge or you’ll have to replace the hinges. Low quality hinges have a tendency to break apart fairly qickly. Cheap cast iron has terrible durability.

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              They forgot the OG Hitchhikers guide reference where the runaway economic collapse of the shoe industry resulted in people evolving wings.

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    Women get all the cute clothes

    • Something Burger 🍔@jlai.lu
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      There is an entire line of bean clothes:

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        How’d you get the beans above the frank?!

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        Damn, what sort of magician’s tricks are they playing with the lighting? No way is a pair of shorts that vibrant.

        • Something Burger 🍔@jlai.lu
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          Green fabric and Photoshop.

          • Jiral@lemmy.org
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            That is so old school. It is rather 3sec AI slop effort, maybe even automated slop.

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            Or simply AI generated pics that have nothing to do with the item you are receiving.

            Lots of “I bought shit on Temu” videos around on YouTube.

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      Nothing’s stopping you from wearing it. There ain’t nothing manlier than being yourself.

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      deleted by creator

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      Does that mean cute clothes don’t have pockets?

  • Pommes_für_dein_Balg@feddit.org
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    Size ( Standard | US )

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      One Size Fits Beans

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      It’s just bean dress size.

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    Baked beans Coded

    Hmmmmmm

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    Time to finance that in easy installments of $4.37

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    “Capitalism innovates”

  • halcyoncmdr@piefed.social
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    I feel like this is something Liam (The Plant Slant) would wear in one of his videos.

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      I saw beans and was wondering if there would be a liam mention lol

      • Tja@programming.dev
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        Same here. Matches his hat. And pants.

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    I need this on my life

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