• wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      5 days ago

      Don’t forget the sideshow cages full of “subhumans” of all ages. They don’t stop at bearded ladies and tattooed geeks anymore, they’ve got infants ripped from their mothers, mysteriously pregnant-in-transit children, and so much more! They even have fully-certified citizens and medaled wartime vets, too!

      Don’t worry, if you’ve still somehow retained your cogence, your self-worth, and most of your teeth, but haven’t given up completely: you still might be eligible for a cage of your own. Ask your local class traitor and fact doctor if Detention™ is right for you!

  • HubertManne@piefed.social
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    4 days ago

    Lets nor forget we are also celebrating by having one of the largest most polluting coal engines go coast to coast. Granted its been modified to run on used motor oil as if that is much more better. I was hoping we would be showing off our coast to coast electric bullet train. sigh.