Don’t forget the sideshow cages full of “subhumans” of all ages. They don’t stop at bearded ladies and tattooed geeks anymore, they’ve got infants ripped from their mothers, mysteriously pregnant-in-transit children, and so much more! They even have fully-certified citizens and medaled wartime vets, too!

Don’t worry, if you’ve still somehow retained your cogence, your self-worth, and most of your teeth, but haven’t given up completely: you still might be eligible for a cage of your own. Ask your local class traitor and fact doctor if Detention™ is right for you!