Grindr app at half staff
Male prostitutes in DC are gonna have to tighten their belts through this difficult time
I’m not upvoting the story this time, I’m upvoting the death itself.
Closeted hate filled man comes out as dead.
Mitch is stuck in the dispensing area.
They certainly stuck something in his dispensing area, and his coin slot too.
I have never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.
Mark Twain
Actually, it wasn’t Twain. It was Clarence Darrow who first said something very like it about 10 years after Twain’s death.
I feel like Mark Twain elbows Darrow in the afterlife every time it gets misattributed to him
Edit: I feel like it’s really important understand when I say this it’s the Mark Twain from that tng episode times arrow where they all go in the past and meet Mark Twain and he figures out that they are spacemen
So he has wished a man dead. No need to pretend to have a moral high ground for the sake of appearing “civil”.
You made a very similar joke about “hacking” like 2 comments ago so I know you already understand this is a joke.
Rest in piss
Dude what let’s fucking go! 🔥🔥🔥
I still can’t believe he never found a wife. Amazing for someone 71 years old.
Worst kept secret ever
Could have done so much good in SC as an out gay man. Didn’t.
Yeah he could have retired and come out, tried to make the worst people in SC more tolerant of specifically white cis gay men. But even that basic decency escaped him.
Never let it be said that he ever found a moral choice difficult, for he spent his whole life choosing to do the wrong and cowardly thing without question.
He lived happilly ever after with his Grindr account.
You mean beard?
Another gender neutral bathroom opening up wherever they bury this goblin.
They say one should never say bad things about the dead, only good.
He is dead. Good.
Lorenzo Salgado, the home builder guy in Houston who ice murdered deserves all the attention Lindsey Graham’s death is getting.
Fucking hell I was thinking would see Mitch McConnell death announcement, I was not expecting this…I just know can’t stop smiling.
To stave off the fading of his own spirit, Mitch drew the life essence from one of his own kin, and so endured.
How did he pry the shell off with his enfeebled hands?
