ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 4 days agoIs there a reason why toilets are made out of one of the most resonating materials possible while also being made in a shape that makes a small fart sound like a damn trombone?message-squaremessage-square112linkfedilinkarrow-up1247arrow-down17file-text
arrow-up1240arrow-down1message-squareIs there a reason why toilets are made out of one of the most resonating materials possible while also being made in a shape that makes a small fart sound like a damn trombone?ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 4 days agomessage-square112linkfedilinkfile-text
Currently sitting on my toilet trying to be quiet and this damn thing is making my ass sound like a brass only orchestra
minus-squarequick_snail@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 days agoI mean, US Americans can’t afford that shit. We got health insurance to pay for. Who can afford a bidet when you can just use a gatoraid bottle.
minus-squaretigermountain@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 days agoYou can poop in a Gatorade bottle?
minus-squarequick_snail@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 days agoNo. The Gatorade bottle replaced the bidet you fill it with water and use the water to clean your butthole after pooping
minus-squareBigPotato@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 days agoGatorade bottle? The mouth on that is huge and the plastic too thick - use a cheap water bottle and spike a hole in the cap with a screw driver. Gotta get that precision steam to blast away the sand fleas trying to crawl around.
minus-squaretigermountain@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 days agoLol. Not sure how the logistics of that would work out.
minus-squarequick_snail@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 days agoGoogle “how to wash your butt in India” There’s loads of info on the Internet for confused travelers.
minus-squaretigermountain@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 days agoLooked at some videos. I don’t see that working for me.
I mean, US Americans can’t afford that shit. We got health insurance to pay for.
Who can afford a bidet when you can just use a gatoraid bottle.
You can poop in a Gatorade bottle?
No. The Gatorade bottle replaced the bidet you fill it with water and use the water to clean your butthole after pooping
Gatorade bottle? The mouth on that is huge and the plastic too thick - use a cheap water bottle and spike a hole in the cap with a screw driver. Gotta get that precision steam to blast away the sand fleas trying to crawl around.
Lol. Not sure how the logistics of that would work out.
Google “how to wash your butt in India”
There’s loads of info on the Internet for confused travelers.
Looked at some videos. I don’t see that working for me.