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KatherinaReichelt@feddit.org to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 hours ago

“Ram Altman” Is Now a Linux Script That Emails Sam Altman Daily to Report How Much Unused RAM Is in Your PC

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“Ram Altman” Is Now a Linux Script That Emails Sam Altman Daily to Report How Much Unused RAM Is in Your PC

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KatherinaReichelt@feddit.org to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 hours ago
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Sam Altman is not having a good couple of weeks; ever since he said OpenAI’s ram needs are more important than consumer electronics, the internet has been unforgiving. But one man has taken …
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    Fucking RAM Burglar.

  • Buffalox@lemmy.world
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    We could also save a lot of energy if we stopped using our brains, and instead have AI think for us.
    Did anyone ever think of that?

    • NekoKoneko@lemmy.world
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      In fact, the AI data centers can better use that energy. If only there were some way we could capture the energy our body inefficiently generates and use it to help the data centers, almost like a battery.

      We could even feed back some of the energy we give to the data centers to put our minds at ease, perhaps by simulating a matrix of stimulus approximating, you know, the height of human civilization…

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        Granted, but only if the exit mechanism requires you to take estradiol.

      • Laurel Raven@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        I’m thinking “late 90’s”

      • Buffalox@lemmy.world
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        Somebody should make a movie about that. 😋

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          Just one, though. It’s a great premise but I bet they’d try to make it a trilogy or something and just fuck it up.

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            But if those creators enlisted a bunch of other folks to make anime adaptions/extended stories, I bet that would be okay.

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              I bet that would be okay.

        • urushitan 漆たん@kakera.kintsugi.moe
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          maybe name it based on the kind of math that LLMs are built from, some kind of multiplication beginning with an m, it’s slipped my mind

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      Better yet, rent our unused brain space and let corporations use that wasted brain energy for their server farms … great income for the average person who seldom uses their brains. Then we could use that income to buy credits to have AI think for us … circle of life.

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        What a ridiculous idea. The unused brain space is for ads! It’s like cryptomining but for Google and Facebook.

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          or for rendering AI porn … so much AI porn

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      I was too busy not using my brain to think of that

      CHECKMATE!

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        Error ERROR does not compute. 💥 😋

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    U mad bro gif

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    There is no “unused” RAM in a Linux machine. RAM that is not allocated makes a wonderful disk cache, basically since the kernel knew block devices.

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    Feed him more data - brilliant.

    • sorghum@sh.itjust.works
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      I’m gonna edit the script to say I have 192 GB

      • crank0271@lemmy.world
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        And this, right here, is the last post by sorghum@sh.itjust.works before the Open AI repo men came for them.

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            Is that a star commonly used in communism? Your ram is my ram now

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              https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Come_and_take_it

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        If it accurately reports it, I won’t need to edit the script.

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          That’s my point, I don’t want it to be accurate. I just want it to rage bait 'ol Scammy.

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            Yeah, I got that. But I’m bragging that I actually have 192 GB.

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              Okay, little jelly, but what the hell are you even doing with 64 GB of RAM? Are you running a mini-version of AWS?

            • ThePantser@sh.itjust.works
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              128 gang here, problem is the script send what is unused and well I use 90% of it. Its my ram and I want to use it all.

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        That’s only… roughly… not even 1 TB.
        BLOODY ROOKIE!

        /s

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