With the snap of my fingers I can instantly cause the death of authoritarian dictators.
The power to negate side effects of any kind. :]
Be able to transform into animals
I can upvote or downvote as many times as I want
Not having to sleep. You can just be awake 24/7 without the usual cognitive decline or feelings of being tired.
The outcome I most want, when random chance is involved, will always occur if I first say the words “hoodoo moogoo”
Ohh! this *is *a nice game!
Ok, my superpower is … Autism!
Edit: The answers were even better than i expected! Thank you all :D
impeccable social skills
I can pause time in order to write as much code as I want without interruption.
Teleportation.
When I’m completely naked I’m invisible.
I can now shoot fresh spaghetti from my fingertips. Each fingertip shoots a continuous spaghetti noodle at an alarming rate with a range of about 4 feet. My thumbs will shoot a delicious meat sauce at a comparable rate and range.
I am ironman
When a lemmy user responds to me with a side effect, I can, by choice, reflect or absorb said side effect
i can delete one square meter wnywhere in the world and it just deletes the matter that was there