This seems to be missing the standard abortion parlor.
Where’s the abortionarium?
Cucks get their own cage but there’s no closet to leave tied up subs in…
The room dedicated to butt plugs is way too small.
What you can’t see on this map is that it is 4 storeys tall
They specifically listed a 2 story bdsm dungeon so I think it’s size is accurate, what you can’t see is how much is packed in there…
You need very high ceilings to hang the gibbets
They only need space for the ones temporarily removed for maintenance. Once they’re deployed, they’re free to leave the room.
Something for everyone!
2 STORY GRAND FOYER
Does it go to a 2nd floor?
… … …No
The upper left corner is actually from Epstein Island.
Vegan kitchen
Hell yeah
What’s upstairs??!!?
The billiard room and the conservatory.
So that’s where they keep all the kidnapped conservatives and unpaid bills.
Do not kidnap conservatives!
reduce, reuse, recycle
Conservatives make excellent Rose feed.
and are valuable resources for people needing organ transplants.
The litter boxes
I thought that was in the petplay room?
Never shit where you eat. You must be a new cat.
Plushies, mostly. That’s why the PDR (Plushie Distribution Room) is next to the elevator.
Hot Chip Eattery
The Hot Box ballroom
Nowhere near as much fun as I thought it would be
Bad design.
Dungeon goes in the basement, not in the middle next to the cuddle puddle or the burlesque room. The noise and activity would throw off the vibe.
Really, it sort of depends on the type of energy you’re going for, but I’d make that dungeon room the massage parlor/tarot card reading/high tea service room. Foyer gets a boot shine station.
Hair and makeup moves to the polycule room, which is lined with mirrors and outside the gender swap machine.
Pet play moves to the current massage parlor, which appears to be some sort of 3-seasons room - everyone knows that cats need sunlight. Current pet play room becomes vetting and administration, plus coat check.
Milking room and dungeon go to the basement, along with group showers, rigging, and the science lab (medical, vacuum beds, electrostim) and other wet or high noise equipment. No carpet. Tile. That way you can hose it out.
Poly play room, group sex, and individual suites are upstairs. Each room has ‘flipper’ signs indicating status - reserved, observers welcome, participants welcome, do not disturb, in need of cleaning. Upstairs bathroom has a compact dishwasher under the sink that’s capable of sterilizing. Pantry has a lending library of sorts.Editing to add: what’s currently the milking room becomes my office, where I shitpost to the Fediverse.
This person antifas.
I mean you can isolate rooms so the accustics can be solved
Why is the butt plug room so small? Are we even serious about fighting fascism?
that’s it to the cuck cage with you
“Gendre swap machine”
Oh, if only that were true…
I’m moving the cuddle puddle to the milking room. Who’s coming?
Milking puddle?
While funny, I initially thought this was, more cleverly, the floor plan for the Scientology headquarters in response to the speedrun challenges.
lmao, I just heard about this the other day. Man, I’d love to see another project chanology trolling the fuck out of the god damn scitos.
I thought the were buying the Epstein mansion and exorcising it with better vibes
