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Do I not get a can of beans?
starts rapping at 148bpm
Being God is too much responsibility. I’ll take the bean thanks.
Not God, but a god. What if you’re the god of something fun, like beans?
…or not fun, like pimples, hemmorrhoids or unwanted late periods?
Gotta make it fun. Hit only people that deserve it with that shit
It was never a choice for me.
*eats the bean before Morpheus can even ask his question*
If I were a god I could make a tasty bean

Then you’d just be a has bean
I’m a god. What a grand intoxicating illusion.
How tasty?

indeed
Can I have both?
🤲 Bean







