The Hungry Leopard Games.
The Onion Journalists right now:
Okay, unrelated to any of the absurd Trump nonsense, what movie is this from? Is that Mark Rufallo? Whoever he is, that character is my Spirit Animal
This is Pablo Escobar played by Wagner Moura in the show “Narcos”. The first season was great!
Thank you so much, I’ve always wanted to check Narcos out!
Grande wagner
Ooo I wonder if this will lead to be if the few serious articles
It is real!!??? Actually real??!
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-patriot-games/
Tbh this is probably something Trump, 79, will forget he said in a week or so and no one will take any action.
Oh no, there’s going to be all sorts of government contracts paid out for this. THEN nothing will be done.
“There was no indication the Patriot Games would pit competitors against each other in a fight to the death, as of this writing.” Lmaoo
Funny thing is, if they decided policy this way I’d guess it’d be more representative than the House of Representatives for California.
It will be for the poor immigrants to stay in the country. We already know the rich ones need to just pay up.
yeah like that ball room
Wow, now even Snopes has the “give us your email for access” bullshit?! How disappointing.
I even turned off my adblocker for a bit to read this and there are so many pop ups after closing each one. The enshittification continues.
give us your email for access
No thanks
This is what happens when everyone uses adblock
Adblocking is a defense against malicious advertisers and scammers which makes it a security tool.
Blaming adblock is like blaming people for going to the bathroom during commercials.
Resume viewing. Resume viewing. Resume viewing.
If the online ad industry was just about serving ads you could say that I guess. Early Internet ads were usually placed pretty intrusively on websites, and very soon went from annoyance to security risk as ads became a disturbingly common vehicle for malware delivery. Today malware via ads is far less common but an ad isn’t just an ad – now ads are powered by, and an agent of, a surveillance network.
If an ad could just be an ad it would actually be safe to roll without an ad blocker; I would infact do so as well unless a site was really egregious with their ad placement, I want to support websites doing good work. The Internet ad industry forced us into blocking their ads. My adblock never turns off, even for sites I’d very much like to support, because ads are just a pile of malicious code. Ad blockers would have stayed niche techy things if the ad industry wasn’t scummy as hell.
So anyways, I feel I got a little rant-y. My point is that the ad industry themselves fed the demand for ad blockers. Ads themselves and website placement didn’t get egregious because of ad blockers, ad blockers became common because ads and ad placement got egregious.
Well he didn’t say it per se, as he had an AI version of him announce it officially. Wish I was joking.
Trump is the first virtual president
They’re giving Trump and his family busy work to do while people like Stephen Miller and Pete Hegseth do more heinous things. It will be as pathetic as their military parade.
It will happen…it will just be partisan, shitty and tacky when it does.
It just never stops being relevant does it
If I were an Onion article writer, I’d probably have a mental breakdown. Who can come up with anything more Oniony than this??? (Wait until tomorrow for the answer, I guess.)
I read the headline and thought for sure it was the onion at first
Onion needs to rebrand and just be factual, real reporting now.
Nothing they can create is more absurd than this bizarre world we’ve found ourselves in.
We actually need them to be journalists. The mainstream media are fooking kneelers
Is it a satire? At this point I seriously can’t tell
i had to look it up too, he actually announced that
Nope
Yeah, of course it’s a …
WHAT?! THIS IS REAL?!
At this point if anything says Trump is doing something so ridiculously stupid that nobody would really do that then it is true because it has been 100% of the time.
Sometimes I notice such a thing posted by the Onion and figure they found a way to predict the future.
Lord Fuckwad has decreed “Some of you may die, but it is a sacrifice I’m willing to make”
Ohwow
Farquaad (from shrek) == fuckwad
How have I missed that til now?
As I understand it, the head of Dreamworks at the time used to work at Disney, but had a falling out with the animation chief there and based the entire Farquaad character, and name, on him. Professional level pettiness.
Eisner I believe.
Congrats on being one of today’s lucky 10,000!
With 50% men and 50% women? Isn’t that woke nowadays?
Oh, I see… Young women… Now, it makes sense.
Eh, Highschool age is probably too old for Trumps interest.
Judging by the photos and how handsy he was with Ivanka, he probably likes them much younger.
It’s the Torment Nexus over and over and over again. In fact, the re-inventing of the Torment Nexus has itself become a Torment Nexus.
The torment nexus from the book, “Please dont ever build the Torment Nexus”? That Torment Nexus?
Yes, and the sequel, “Not Building the Torment Nexus is Woke.”
The Tournament Nexus?
These people shouldn’t be allowed within 100 feet of any teenagers.
Or any of the rest of us.
That’s some reality tv-ass thing to do.
are they going to be forced to kill each other or something? survivors get to be his sex slaves?
Nah, they would already to old probably. Remember he likes them on the young side.
See the mistake you made was assuming the ages wouldn’t be toddlers.
So he specifically included Puerto Rico and Washington DC?
Surprising, since inclusivity is woke.
Well the Guamanians or Samoans are gonna kick everyone’s asses.
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The Mara lago look definitely looks like the capital people in the hunger games
Worse than in many cases.
Enjoyed the book, looking forward to seeing what they do with this movie.
Never read the book, movie was surprisingly good
Book was one of the best of the Bachman books. I really enjoyed it.
