Ah yes, this is my favorite kink. “OMG that hot person in a strange situation is still hot!”
The posing is not hurting either.
Though I do find myself being influenced in what I choose to make for lunch…
I see porn studios are throwing ideas at the wall to see what sticks…
Since when is playing with food a kink?
Seems like somebody missed out on cakefarts.
Oh, you sweet summer child.
Anything is a kink to someone
Though this a weird question to some degree. Or I guess not because playing with food is so common you kinda have to get weird and overboard with it for people to count it as a kink.
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I just see four people who are going to be very sticky, smelly, and sad later.
Something something mom’s spaghetti
Also me:
LOL I was thinkin’ about Spaghett when I opened this post, and there he was.
Spooked ya
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Are these those pastafarians I’ve read about?
https://lemdro.id/post/lemdro.id/37854192
I think these are the pastafarians.
Edit: fuck, I didnt scroll down to see the 2nd half.
Talking about bathing in pasta, there’s a famous singer in Brasil called Junior, part of the duo Sandy & Junior.
He famously posed naked on a bathtub full of pasta. However the studio didn’t have enough money neither for a bathtub nor for that much pasta. So they did this:
Sadly I couldn’t find a good photo
EDIT: He did this for a magazine picturing all capital sins. His was glutony
That lip bite really sells the idea that he wants to fuck those noodles
A newborn baby bathtub and ramen noodles?
But why plain spaghetti? I mean no sauce? That’s just not right.
Well, you see, the girls will eventually make their own sauce ifyouknowwhatimean.
On some days, I hate having eyesight
Mmm… Pussghetti. 🤤
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